Bin Laden said: China is the only country in the world should not be attacked! Arabian peninsula TV station interview revealed.
Bin Laden said: China is the only country in the world that should not be attacked!
This is the reason: Al Qaeda actually sent 8 terrorists to attack China.
Result: one man tried to bomb the Beijing West Gate Bridge, but lost his way on the bridge.
(Cultural reference: the West Gate Bridge is actually a series of foot bridges. It is very easy to get lost if you don't have a map or read the signs)
One man tried to bring a bomb onboard a bus in Shanghai, but he wasn't able to get on a bus after two full hours.
One man tried to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but when he tried to detonate, he found that a pickpocket had taken his detonator.
One man tried to bomb the government building in Chendu, but was immediately arrested by Public Security as a suspicious character from the outer Mongolian regions, and was beaten into a confession.
One man was able to successfully attack a coal mine in Hebei, and there were several hundred casualties. He made it back to Al Qaeda base, but after six months, there was absolutely no news coverage. He was then executed by Al Qaeda for lying.
One man tried to bomb the market in Kwongzhou, but as soon as he made it out of the train station, a motorcycle bandit took his backpack bomb.
One man disappeared right after he entered China. Later Al Qaeda agents found him in a Shanghai hospital. Turned out he ate contaminated food, and possibly fake liquor, and was poisoned into a coma.
Bin laden was desperate and sent one of his few woman operatives to blow up Hainan island. Unfortunately, she was tricked by a human smuggler and sold as a sex slave.
Bin laden finally declared, REMEMBER! China is the only country in the world not to be attacked!
I can't claim credit for this joke. I heard it months ago, but just remembered it now to translate it.